What did the lawyer say to Siri on Dec 21, 2012? “Siri, am I still billable in the afterlife?” Siri replied, “I’ve found three lawyers nearby who can help you with that transition.”
Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2012 “Apocalypse & Swipe Right” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
The Dude abides... this joke.
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
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Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
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