2008 Archive: The Fabric

I’m “weaving” a new story.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "keeping" a tab on the singularity.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m wearing a suit made of digital ink. I’m just "changing" my l...read more »

I met a version of myself that was actually productive. It was a...read more »

I’m "jamming" to the sound of 2025.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "cracking" the ultimate code.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

2018 was the year of the "Victory Royale" and the "Emotional Dama...read more »

I’m "spilling" the secrets of the reload.Part of the 124 Classic...read more »

I’m "streaming" life in real-time.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

In 2015, we learned that reality is subjective—especially if you'...read more »

In 2014, the internet was one big viral challenge. While celebrit...read more »

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

I’m "rocking" it.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The F...read more »

In 2020, the world didn't just change—it went into "Sleep Mode." ...read more »

2007 was the year our pockets got a whole lot smarter. While the ...read more »

@N64_GoldenEye03/07/2006 13:35Better than a headshot in Complex!

@BitTorrent_0112/02/2015 07:40Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Total_Recall_Fan04/02/1999 14:40Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Cow_And_Chicken09/30/2013 15:37Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@Austin_Powers_Y04/06/2001 01:09Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!

@Doge_Much_Funny12/14/2004 11:41Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.

@Web_Counter_9905/15/2013 12:04I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!

@IMVU_Chatter04/26/2007 23:223D laughs are the best!