2023 Legacy: The Mushroom
I’m a “fun-gi” to have in the post-apocalypse. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
2022 Classic: Worst Screenplay
Why Blonde? For dialogue that sounded like it was written on a napkin during a particularly depressing therapy session. Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »2022 Classic: Worst Screenplay
2021 Vintage: The Skater Shoe Bulk Crisis
Watching the boys waddle down the linoleum hallway because their chunky skate shoes had tongues thicker than an entire encyclopedia volume. Part of the 36… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Skater Shoe Bulk Crisis
2021 Archive: The Retainer Fee
Why did the lawyer call it an “NFT Retainer”? Because once you pay it, you own the “idea” of a lawyer, but he still won’t… Read More »2021 Archive: The Retainer Fee
2020 Classic: The Stimulus Check Signature
Why did the President want his name on the checks? To make sure that when you bought your “Emergency Groceries,” you knew exactly who to… Read More »2020 Classic: The Stimulus Check Signature
2020 Legacy: The WAP Controversy
Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion just caused a global meltdown over a song about… cleaning floors? 2020 is a very “hydrated” year for pop… Read More »2020 Legacy: The WAP Controversy
2020 Vintage: The Snake
I’m “hiss-terical” when the delivery is late. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Vintage: The Melon
I’m “one” in a million home-chefs. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Archive: The Little Cloud
Why was the cloud so happy? It was “mist” in its own thoughts. Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine” Edition archive.… Read More »2020 Archive: The Little Cloud
2019 Classic: The Peloton Commercial
“I want the Peloton bike from the ad!” “Why? So you can look nervous and terrified while a screen yells at you to pedal faster? Just ride… Read More »2019 Classic: The Peloton Commercial