2021 Archive: The Retainer Fee

Why did the lawyer call it an “NFT Retainer”? Because once you pay it, you own the “idea” of a lawyer, but he still won’t do any work.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »

The loudest sound in the room and what it actually means.Why did ...read more »

Making sure the family gets their fair share... of the bill.Where...read more »

Reading the fine print of an eternal agreement.The Devil told a l...read more »

"Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »

A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »

In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »

The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »

A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »

In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »

A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »

A temperature check on the legal system.Why did the lawyer go to ...read more »

In 2025, "I think, therefore I bill" became the industry's offici...read more »

A lawyer brought a 3D-scanner to the funeral to "mint" the decea...read more »

@Hotmail_Checker05/29/2015 01:57Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!

@Scanner_Darkly05/20/2004 10:40I’m scanning this into my brain forever.

@Blink_Tag_User02/25/2007 22:41<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>

@Shut_Up_Money04/14/1995 22:05Shut up and take my laughter!

@Dark_Web_Joker07/01/2003 16:16Found this on the deep end of the net.

@Android_Bot_9911/25/1996 09:14Beep boop. Humor recognized.