2019 Archive: The Reality Producer
“Can we get the old bulb to have a ‘villain edit’?” Part of the 54 Light Bulb Jokes: 2019 – The “I Love You 3000”… Read More »2019 Archive: The Reality Producer
2019 Classic: The Black Hole
I saw the first photo of a black hole. It was a “dark” moment for science, but the image was a bit “void” of detail.… Read More »2019 Classic: The Black Hole
2019 Classic: The Peloton Commercial
“I want the Peloton bike from the ad!” “Why? So you can look nervous and terrified while a screen yells at you to pedal faster? Just ride… Read More »2019 Classic: The Peloton Commercial
2019 Classic: The Tomato
I’m “ketching” up on 10 years of movies. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Legacy: The Netflix “Bird Box” Warning
Why did the traveler walk into a pole? Because he tried to find his hotel room while blindfolded for a TikTok challenge. Part of the… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Netflix “Bird Box” Warning
2016 Classic: The Stranger Things Nostalgia
I just watched eight hours of kids on bikes fighting monsters in the 80s, and now I’m convinced that my suburban childhood was incredibly boring.… Read More »2016 Classic: The Stranger Things Nostalgia
2015 Vintage: The Doris
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, find the key! Part of the 34 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2015… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Doris
2015 Classic: The Hoverboard Ban
Why did the teenager have to leave his birthday gift at security? Because airlines decided a two-wheeled board that doesn’t actually hover is actually just… Read More »2015 Classic: The Hoverboard Ban
2015 Classic: The WhatsApp Web
Why did office workers look so busy? They were finally chatting about their vacation plans on their computers while pretending to work on Excel. Part… Read More »2015 Classic: The WhatsApp Web
2012 Archive: The Siri Goodbye
What did the lawyer say to Siri on Dec 21, 2012? “Siri, am I still billable in the afterlife?” Siri replied, “I’ve found three lawyers… Read More »2012 Archive: The Siri Goodbye