“I want the Peloton bike from the ad!” “Why? So you can look nervous and terrified while a screen yells at you to pedal faster? Just ride your real bike into a wall, it’s cheaper.”
Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2019 “I Love You 3000 & Area 51” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Joker & Harley Part 2
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A few months after his parents...
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A man and woman had been...
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Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?...
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The Marriage Secret
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The Late Night Text
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The Wine Tasting
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
This is why we need the internet.
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
Scanning... Laughs detected!
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
I’m watching you... read this joke!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!