I saw the first photo of a black hole. It was a “dark” moment for science, but the image was a bit “void” of detail.
Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
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Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
It really whips the llama's ass!
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
Loading the training program... for comedy.
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
The human guide to online humor.
Heh heh heh. Good one.