2008 Classic: The Magnet

I’m “drawn” to Tony Stark’s charisma.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

2016 was a wild ride of augmented reality and viral sensations. W...read more »

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The decade ended with a blue tint and a lot of drama. While James...read more »

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I used a device to talk to my cat. He just said "Meow-re food." S...read more »

@WebTV_Viewer05/08/2014 03:41Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!

@Baywatch_Runner01/22/1999 05:35Laughing in slow motion right now!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam08/17/2010 12:21I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@C++_Dev_9803/13/2001 00:34I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@Sum41_Skater03/18/2011 01:53In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!

@Karate_Kid_Wax10/22/2009 23:30Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.

@Harambe_Memories08/23/1996 16:31Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).

@Noob_Slayer_X11/15/2005 02:01Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.