2009 Classic: The Final 2009 June Bell
The beautiful, loud ringing sound that closed out the first decade of the new millennium, sending everyone home for a long summer of high-speed internet… Read More »2009 Classic: The Final 2009 June Bell
2009 Archive: The Peace
I’m “soaring.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Classic: The Dentist
“You have a cavity.” “Can I pay in Bitcoin?” “What did I say about the Monopoly money, Dave?” Part of the 59 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2009 Classic: The Dentist
2008 Vintage: The Manny Pacquiao vs. Oscar De La Hoya
Why did the “Dream Match” end early? Because Manny was so fast he turned the Golden Boy into a retired boy in just eight rounds.… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Manny Pacquiao vs. Oscar De La Hoya
2008 Legacy: The US Airways Drink Fee
Why was the passenger thirsty? Because US Airways started charging for water, and he decided his own saliva was a “free alternative.” Part of the… Read More »2008 Legacy: The US Airways Drink Fee
2008 Legacy: The Emergency Room
I waited 12 hours. I saw four people get married and two people retire in the lobby. Part of the 65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Emergency Room
2007 Archive: The Ratatouille Dream
“I have a rat in my hat that tells me how to cook!” “No, you just have terrible hygiene and the takeout is late.” Part of the… Read More »2007 Archive: The Ratatouille Dream
2007 Classic: The Negotiation
Why did the lawyer bring a “Tilt-shift” lens to the settlement? To make the other side’s demands look “tiny and insignificant.” Part of the 49… Read More »2007 Classic: The Negotiation
2007 Vintage: The Second Opinion
“Doctor, I think I’m a computer.” “Well, in 2007, that just means you’re smarter than me but you crash twice a day.” Part of the… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Second Opinion
2007 Classic: The Career
“I want your job.” “Fine, start by listening to yourself talk for 45 minutes.” Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch &… Read More »2007 Classic: The Career