Why did the “Dream Match” end early? Because Manny was so fast he turned the Golden Boy into a retired boy in just eight rounds.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Slaying the competition with these jokes.
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
Peer-to-peer laughing!
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I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!