2007 Vintage: The Second Opinion
“Doctor, I think I’m a computer.” “Well, in 2007, that just means you’re smarter than me but you crash twice a day.” Part of the… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Second Opinion
2006 Archive: The Mariska Hargitay Breakthrough
Why did she win for Law & Order: SVU? For proving that if you catch enough criminals over seven years, the Academy will eventually let… Read More »2006 Archive: The Mariska Hargitay Breakthrough
2006 Archive: The Second Opinion
“Doctor, I think I’m a moth.” “You should see an ophthalmologist.” “Why?” “Because you keep bumping into the light on my desk.” Part of the… Read More »2006 Archive: The Second Opinion
2006 Archive: The Cordless Lapel Intercept
The pastor piously leading a moment of deep silent reflection while his wireless microphone picks up a clear, loud conversation from a local truck driver… Read More »2006 Archive: The Cordless Lapel Intercept
2006 Legacy: The Little Mountain
What do you call a mountain that’s a singer? “Adele-pine.” (Early pun!) Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 “Wii-mote” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Little Mountain
2006 Legacy: The Home
I’m “landing” on the trending page. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Archive: The “You’re Beautiful” Overplay
If I hear this song in one more elevator, I’m taking the stairs for the rest of the decade. Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2005 Archive: The “You’re Beautiful” Overplay
2005 Archive: The DVD Remote Search
The Sunday School class sitting in complete darkness for fifteen minutes because the teacher accidentally sat on the tiny plastic remote control, locking the heavy… Read More »2005 Archive: The DVD Remote Search
2005 Archive: The Camera
I’m “focusing” on my 144p resolution. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Vintage: The Bean
I’ve “been” here all along. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified