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2005 Archive: The DVD Remote Search

The Sunday School class sitting in complete darkness for fifteen minutes because the teacher accidentally sat on the tiny plastic remote control, locking the heavy classroom television into a foreign language menu.

Part of the 36 Religious Jokes: The 2005 “Podcasting Pastors, Myspace Ministries & Razr Phone Blessings” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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