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2022 Classic: The FTX Crash

 Why was the lawyer happy? Because “unregulated magic internet money” falling apart is 20 years of “regulated real money” for him.

Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2022 “ChatGPT & Blue Checkmark” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Twister_Chaser08/10/2002 10:30A F5 of a joke! Intense!
@AOL_Instant_Msg01/12/2014 08:24I just set this as my away message. Classic!
@Seinfeld_Fan_Club01/01/2014 00:53A joke about nothing? Love it!
@Married_With_Kids11/17/2013 14:51Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
@Eminem_Fan_0003/23/1998 15:57Will the real funny joke please stand up?
@Judge_Dredd_Law08/28/2002 20:16I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
@Tuenti_Specialist05/25/1996 02:14A classic from the Spanish web too!
@Evolution_Dance09/10/2005 07:13The history of humor in one post.
@Rage_Comic_Fan10/16/2008 12:17FFFFFUUUUU-nny!

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