2007 Archive: The Ratatouille Dream

“I have a rat in my hat that tells me how to cook!” “No, you just have terrible hygiene and the takeout is late.”

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

Q: Why did the Karen press CTRL+ ALT+ DEL? A: Because she wanted...read more »

"We’re like the Fantastic Four!" "Because we have powers?" "No, ...read more »

"Mirror, mirror on the wall..." "Don't ask the mirror anything, ...read more »

Treating every injury with a kiss and a damp paper towel.I could ...read more »

"The zombies have evolved!" "Just like the viruses on your compu...read more »

Medical recommendations for a better love life.The doctor told me...read more »

A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between ...read more »

"We're going on a 'Staycation'!" "Is that because we love our ho...read more »

In 2022, adult humor was punchy—literally. If you weren't trying ...read more »

Genies always have a way of twisting your deepest desires.A guy f...read more »

"I'm stuck in a canon event!" "Is it the one where you forget ou...read more »

Legacy Suit: "I’m wearing the new Superman suit! It’s classic!" "...read more »

Q: What do you say when your favorite smoke shop is replaced by a...read more »

In 2002, adult humor was caught in a web of pop culture. If you w...read more »

@Internet_Explorer_309/13/2010 20:26Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!

@WAP_Navigator11/21/2002 16:37Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.

@Forrest_Gump_8804/17/2004 03:27Internet is like a box of chocolates...

@Abe_Sapien_Fan11/21/2015 05:57I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!

@Club_Penguin_Kid11/19/2015 15:21Waddle on over and read this!