2007 Vintage: The Second Opinion

“Doctor, I think I’m a computer.” “Well, in 2007, that just means you’re smarter than me but you crash twice a day.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »

"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »

Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »

My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »

My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »

"You have a cavity." "Can I pay in 'Mind-Coins'?" "No."Part of th...read more »

"You're all set. See you in the next 'Firmware Update'!"Part of t...read more »

In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »

I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »

@Full_House_Lover11/18/1996 16:20You got it, dude! Hilarious.

@Spice_Girl_Posh07/13/2009 11:52Simply posh humor. I love it.

@Scream_Ghostface10/30/2014 02:09Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?

@Total_Recall_Fan10/27/1996 07:47Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Brick_Tamland_L03/19/1999 09:49I love lamp. And I love this joke.

@Prodigy_User_X07/07/2001 04:22Way better than the Prodigy boards!