2013 Vintage: The Small Print
Why did the lawyer use “Vine Green” font? To make the fees look “fresh and fleeting.” Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2013 “Vine… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Small Print
2012 Classic: The Les Misérables Singing
They sang it live on set! I can tell because I can hear every tear and every snotty nose in high definition. Part of the… Read More »2012 Classic: The Les Misérables Singing
2012 Legacy: The “Artist” Paradox
Why did a silent movie win Best Picture in 2012? Because in a world of loud 3D blockbusters, Hollywood realized that the only thing more… Read More »2012 Legacy: The “Artist” Paradox
2012 Legacy: The “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” One-Year Anniversary
Why was it so quiet? Because the military finally realized that “Combat Effectiveness” has nothing to do with who you share a bank account with.… Read More »2012 Legacy: The “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” One-Year Anniversary
2012 Vintage: The “Good Time” Owl City & Carly Rae
It’s always a good time when you have two of the catchiest people in the world on one track. Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2012 Vintage: The “Good Time” Owl City & Carly Rae
2011 Classic: The Port
Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to her computer? She heard it had a “USB port.” Part of the 46 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2011 Classic: The Port
2011 Classic: The Siri “Easter Eggs”
Why was the boss talking to his phone about the meaning of life? He heard Siri had “hidden jokes” and he was desperate for a… Read More »2011 Classic: The Siri “Easter Eggs”
2010 Archive: The YouTube HD Buffer Crisis
The assistant pastor proudly trying to show a 720p high-definition inspirational video clip during his sermon, forcing the entire congregation to stare at a small… Read More »2010 Archive: The YouTube HD Buffer Crisis
2010 Archive: Worst Actor Runner-up
Why Gerard Butler? For a year that proved “This is Sparta!” was a very long time ago. Part of the 32 Razzie Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2010 Archive: Worst Actor Runner-up
2010 Classic: The 3D TV Hype
Why were the executives wearing glasses during the budget report? They thought the “Bar Charts” would jump out and solve themselves. Part of the 83… Read More »2010 Classic: The 3D TV Hype