Why did a silent movie win Best Picture in 2012? Because in a world of loud 3D blockbusters, Hollywood realized that the only thing more relaxing than a quiet movie is a quiet movie that’s only 100 minutes long.
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44 Oscars Jokes: The 2003 “Chicago, The Kiss & Spirited Away” Edition
In 2003, the 75th Academy Awards tried to balance the glitz of Ho...read more »
43 Oscars Jokes: The 2000 “American Beauty, Stolen Statues & Billy’s Millennium” Edition
In 2000, the 72nd Academy Awards arrived with a sigh of relief th...read more »
42 Oscars Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic, Tiaras & King of the World” Edition
In 1997, the 69th Academy Awards were less of a ceremony and more...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Anya Taylor-Joy Look
Why did she look like a mermaid? To remind us that Furiosa is com...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Best Film Editing
Why did the bomb movie win? Because cutting together three differ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Tom Cruise "Stunt" Video
Why was he there? To remind us that he’s still doing his own stun...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Oppenheimer" Detonation
Why did Christopher Nolan win 7 Oscars? Because the Academy decid...read more »
2024 Classic: The Best Documentary Short
Why did The Last Repair Shop win? Because a movie about people fi...read more »
2024 Archive: The Best Production Design
Why did Poor Things sweep the visuals? Because the world looked l...read more »
2024 Classic: The Best Sound Win
Why did The Zone of Interest win? Because the sound of what you d...read more »
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2025 Archive: The Best Cinematography
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2024 Classic: Emma Stone’s Wardrobe Malfunction
Why did her dress break? Because it was so overwhelmed by her sec...read more »
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