2012 Legacy: The “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” One-Year Anniversary

Why was it so quiet? Because the military finally realized that “Combat Effectiveness” has nothing to do with who you share a bank account with.

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Zoolander_Blue09/07/2008 03:37Is there more to life than being really, really funny?

@BBS_Sysop11/18/2011 01:44Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!

@Forrest_Gump_Running11/03/2014 13:38Laughing is as laughing does.

@RoboCop_9009/22/2008 12:50Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.

@Reservoir_Joe02/10/2011 02:00Professional humor for professional people.

@Green_Day_Fan09/04/2008 10:39Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.

@Baxter_The_Dog07/29/2015 08:06Bark! (He says it’s funny).

@Keyboard_Cat_P05/14/1997 03:06Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).