Why did the parrot wear a raincoat? So he could be “poly-unsaturated.”
Part of the 53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition archive. Historically Verified
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What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
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It was two tired.read more »
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Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
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Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
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They wear snow caps.read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
Finding the patterns in the humor.
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
At least I have chicken... and this joke!
I’m going to poke you for this joke!