2019 Vintage: The “7 Rings” Ariana Grande
Why was the 4th so “Spoiled”? Because Ariana told us “I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it,” which is exactly… Read More »2019 Vintage: The “7 Rings” Ariana Grande
2018 Classic: The Launch of the “In My Feelings” Challenge
Why were people jumping out of moving cars? Because Drake released a hit song and the internet decided that “Kiki, do you love me?” was… Read More »2018 Classic: The Launch of the “In My Feelings” Challenge
2017 Archive: The Catalog Operator Telephone Shout
Screaming a sixteen-digit credit card expiration date into a cordless phone because Grandpa thinks the operator is standing on a different continent. Part of the… Read More »2017 Archive: The Catalog Operator Telephone Shout
2017 Classic: The “Pennywise” Dance
Why was the manager moving rhythmically? He was trying to be “creepy but cool” for the Halloween party. Part of the 78 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2017 Classic: The “Pennywise” Dance
2016 Archive: The “Nuclear” Modernization Debate
Why spend a trillion? To make sure that when the world ends, it does so with the most user-friendly interface 2016 has to offer. Part… Read More »2016 Archive: The “Nuclear” Modernization Debate
2015 Vintage: The Wind
I’m “blown” away by the new tech. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Legacy: The Google “Alphabet” Restructure
Why was the accountant confused? “So Google is now a subsidiary of a letter? Does this mean I can’t search for things on ‘B’?” Part… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Google “Alphabet” Restructure
2014 Legacy: The Strawberry Candy Fusion
Reaching into a dark winter coat pocket and pulling out a solid, sticky mass of five individual strawberry-patterned hard candies that melted together three years… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Strawberry Candy Fusion
2013 Vintage: The Small Print
Why did the lawyer use “Vine Green” font? To make the fees look “fresh and fleeting.” Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2013 “Vine… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Small Print
2013 Vintage: The Vine Soundbite Speech
The English teacher giving out a detention because a student loudly responded to a serious question about literature by screaming “21!” or “Yeet!” in a… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Vine Soundbite Speech