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2016 Archive: The “Nuclear” Modernization Debate

Why spend a trillion? To make sure that when the world ends, it does so with the most user-friendly interface 2016 has to offer.

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2016 “Mosul Siege & Commercial Drones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Classic: The A-50 "Disappearing Act"
Why did the Russian Early Warning planes start retiring early in ...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Stryker" Anti-Drone Cage
Why the "Birdhouse" look? To prove that the best defense against ...read more »
35 Military Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Old Problems” Edition
In 2000, the world breathed a sigh of relief because the computer...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "GPS" Spoofing over Israel
Why did everyone's Tinder say they were in Cairo? To prove that "...read more »
2024 Vintage: The F-35 "TR-3" Software
Why was the "Lightning II" sitting on the tarmac? Because it was ...read more »
35 Military Jokes: The 2014 “Little Green Men & Caliphate Chaos” Edition
In 2014, the military world got a 19th-century wake-up call in th...read more »
2023 Classic: The Wagner Mutiny
Why was June 2023 the most confusing weekend for NATO? Because we...read more »
38 Military Jokes: The 2018 “Space Force & Strava Maps” Edition
In 2018, the military realized that "Operational Security" (OPSEC...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Strategic" Silence on Space War
Why so quiet? Because the first rule of "Satellite Tag" is that n...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Hearts and Minds" 2025
Why the "Neural-Link"? Because "Winning Hearts" is easier when yo...read more »

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32 Military Jokes: The 2025 “Autonomous Swarms & AI Overlords” Edition
In 2025, the military realized that if your AI doesn't have "Edge...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Winning" Narrative
Why did it change to "Strategic Endurance"? Because "Winning" is ...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Contractor" in Rzeszów
Why the expansion? Because "Logistics" is now the world’s most ex...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Baltic Jam"
Why were pilots over Poland confused in 2024? Because Russia’s "E...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lion_King_Pumbaa05/08/2006 11:55They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
@Motherboard_Max02/06/1997 09:00This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
@Thundercats_Ho10/09/2001 00:44Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
@Dale_Doback_Fan10/11/2008 12:29Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
@Frame_Set_Wizard04/06/2010 09:49I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
@IMVU_Chatter03/03/1998 03:323D laughs are the best!
@Joe_Cartoon_G08/28/1996 15:22Press the button for more humor!

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