1996 Classic: The Travel Insurance

Why did no one buy it? Because in 1996, we believed as long as we had a traveler’s check and a pager, we were invincible.

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2023, travel became a battleground for Taylor Swift tickets an...read more »

Why was the sand so clean? Because thousands of tiny "Sand-Bots"...read more »

Buying things you will definitely regret as soon as you land.I bo...read more »

In 2013, travel became a stage for viral trends. You weren't just...read more »

Why was the traveler staring at a wall? Because the airplane win...read more »

Why did the traveler spend 8 hours in a box? Because the airport...read more »

In 1995, traveling was a physical sport. You didn't book a flight...read more »

Landing safely and realizing you have to do it all again.The pilo...read more »

Why was the traveler seasick? Because he was staying in a "Susta...read more »

Why did the flight stop in the middle of the ocean? Because the ...read more »

Why was the traveler's bag crying? Because it has "Emotional Int...read more »

In 2019, travel peaked before the big pause. We all wanted to sto...read more »

Why did the man "visit" the pyramids in his underwear? Because h...read more »

Why was the traveler arguing with his car? Because the AI refuse...read more »

@Win95_Fanatic12/06/2002 07:28This joke is more stable than Windows 95!

@Flash_Player_Fan09/27/2004 15:39Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!

@Cheers_Norm02/09/2011 01:53Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.

@Shrek_Donkey07/23/2004 22:08And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@Wild_Thornberry12/14/2003 00:05Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@Pedro_For_Pres04/03/2002 11:12Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@Search_Scout_9909/21/2004 03:45Scouting the web for gems like this.

@Anonymous_User05/11/2012 20:49We are many. We are laughing.