2017 Archive: The Catalog Operator Telephone Shout

Screaming a sixteen-digit credit card expiration date into a cordless phone because Grandpa thinks the operator is standing on a different continent.

🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Duke_Nukem_Fan08/12/2011 19:14I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@Snake_Game_Pro10/17/2002 16:46I crashed my snake because I was laughing.

@Lion_King_Pumbaa09/09/2015 05:04They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!

@Sum41_Skater08/31/1995 08:03In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!

@Keyboard_Cat_P01/21/1995 12:43Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@This_Is_Fine_Dog07/21/2004 18:45Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.

@Epic_Fail_Guy11/19/2009 18:59This joke is an Epic Win!