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2008 Legacy: The Emergency Room

I waited 12 hours. I saw four people get married and two people retire in the lobby.

Part of the 65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App Store” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition
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The Hearing Test
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Buffy_Fan9703/01/2011 09:43Slaying the competition with these jokes.
@Modem_Meltdown04/14/2003 11:06My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
@Coffee_Addict05/31/2007 01:37404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Starship_Troopers02/29/2008 23:21I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
@Green_Day_Fan07/19/2015 22:59Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
@Distracted_Boy11/28/2004 20:10Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
@Noob_Slayer_X11/23/1995 14:50Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
@Maplestory_Kid06/28/2010 08:29@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
@Aliens_Guy_Hair07/24/2006 03:17I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!

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