2024 Classic: Worst Screen Couple
Why Phoenix and Gaga? For proving that two Oscars and a lot of singing don’t equal a single spark of chemistry. Part of the 35… Read More »2024 Classic: Worst Screen Couple
2024 Classic: Bayer Leverkusen’s “Neverlusen”
Why was the Bundesliga in shock? Because Xabi Alonso and his squad forgot how to lose, winning the double and ending Bayern Munich’s 11-year dominance… Read More »2024 Classic: Bayer Leverkusen’s “Neverlusen”
2023 Legacy: The Bug
Why did the blonde use bug spray on her screen? She heard there was a “software bug.” Part of the 49 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Bug
2023 Vintage: The Sangria
“Fruit, wine, and a lack of AI intervention.” Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2023 Legacy: The “Padam Padam” Kylie Minogue
Why was the 4th so “Heart-beaty”? Because Kylie made a comeback that had everyone “Padam-ing” their way to the parade. Part of the 37 Fourth… Read More »2023 Legacy: The “Padam Padam” Kylie Minogue
2022 Classic: The FTX Crash
Why was the lawyer happy? Because “unregulated magic internet money” falling apart is 20 years of “regulated real money” for him. Part of the 51… Read More »2022 Classic: The FTX Crash
2021 Vintage: The Diet 2
“I’m eating ‘Inflammation-Free’.” “So… just air and water?” “Basically.” Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine Race & Hybrid Health” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Diet 2
2021 Vintage: The Vitamin
“Take this Vitamin D. You’re still looking like a Victorian orphan.” Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine Race & Hybrid Health” Edition… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Vitamin
2020 Legacy: Dolly Parton’s Vaccine Funding
Why did we toast to Dolly? Because she funded the Moderna vaccine and officially became the Patron Saint of 2020 (and every year after). Part… Read More »2020 Legacy: Dolly Parton’s Vaccine Funding
2019 Vintage: The “You Need To Calm Down”
Why was the 4th so “Colorful”? Because Taylor Swift told all the haters they were “being too loud,” which is exactly what Grandma said about… Read More »2019 Vintage: The “You Need To Calm Down”