2020 Legacy: Dolly Parton’s Vaccine Funding

Why did we toast to Dolly? Because she funded the Moderna vaccine and officially became the Patron Saint of 2020 (and every year after).

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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Why did the wine stain disappear instantly? Because Mom wore a "N...read more »

In 2024, Thanksgiving was about being "very demure," dodging "Ski...read more »

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Why was Mom serving the rolls so gracefully? Because she wasn't j...read more »

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@Linux_Distro_User07/07/2000 05:36Compiled this from source. 10/10.

@Brazil_Terry_G09/04/1998 10:54Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.

@Mr_Blonde_Dance06/26/2005 08:57Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.

@Courage_Dog11/29/2014 03:39The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!

@Hey_Arnold_Fan10/09/2008 08:19Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!

@Dale_Doback_Fan03/19/2007 08:07Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!

@Leeroy_Jenkins08/15/2002 01:31At least I have chicken... and this joke!

@Habbo_Hotel_Fan02/22/2008 17:02Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!