2011 Classic: The Port

Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to her computer? She heard it had a “USB port.”

Part of the 46 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2011 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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@Sidekick_User02/05/2008 12:44Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!

@Scream_Fan_9603/10/2010 17:25What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!

@Tamagotchi_Sitter02/03/2002 15:47My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Evil_Kermit_M12/05/2008 01:33Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.

@Blink_Tag_User05/16/2013 18:41<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>

@Top_List_Winner11/25/2003 13:10Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!

@IMVU_Chatter03/06/2012 16:563D laughs are the best!

@Dark_Web_Joker06/05/2006 07:18Found this on the deep end of the net.