2007 Classic: The Career

“I want your job.” “Fine, start by listening to yourself talk for 45 minutes.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »

A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »

Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »

"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »

I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »

In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »

@Retro_Gamer_Girl07/24/2008 20:02Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz02/19/1998 22:03The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.

@Lion_King_Pumbaa06/07/2006 23:07They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!

@Starship_Troopers05/26/2002 10:49I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).

@Search_Scout_9902/14/2015 03:11Scouting the web for gems like this.