2016 Legacy: The Hatch
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! Part of the 42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2016 Pokémon GO Edition… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Hatch
2016 Legacy: The “Taco Bowls” Photo
Why did Trump tweet it? To show that his “Love for Hispanics” was as deep as a fried tortilla shell in Trump Tower. Part of… Read More »2016 Legacy: The “Taco Bowls” Photo
2016 Vintage: The 2016 Verdict
Why do lawyers love 2016? Because when the world gets “augmented,” the fees get “supplemented.” Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Sue… Read More »2016 Vintage: The 2016 Verdict
2016 Archive: The Witness Stand
Why did the lawyer bring a “GoPro” to the stand? To record the “slow-motion collapse” of the witness’s alibi. Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2016 Archive: The Witness Stand
2015 Classic: The “Tactical” Apple Watch
Why did the Lieutenants want them? So they could get “Heart Rate Alerts” every time they realized they were lost on a land navigation course.… Read More »2015 Classic: The “Tactical” Apple Watch
2013 Archive: The Bayern Munich Treble
Why was London feeling a bit “Bavarian” in May? Because Bayern beat Dortmund in an all-German Champions League final at Wembley, completing a Treble and… Read More »2013 Archive: The Bayern Munich Treble
2013 Legacy: The Icon
I’m a “symbol” of the mid-2010s. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Classic: Orange Is the New Black
Why was everyone wearing jumpsuits? Because in 2013, Netflix convinced us that prison life involves a lot of drama, a lot of pie, and a… Read More »2013 Classic: Orange Is the New Black
2013 Vintage: The Otto
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know better! Part of the 40 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2013 Frozen &… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Otto
2012 Archive: The Quick-Response Code Confusion
The librarian pasting a pixelated black-and-white square onto a bulletin board, and absolutely nobody knowing what to do with it because it took too long… Read More »2012 Archive: The Quick-Response Code Confusion