2020 Legacy: The Zoom Boom
Why did “You’re on mute” become the national anthem? Because watching a Senator try to ask a serious question while having a “Cat Filter” stuck… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Zoom Boom
2020 Vintage: The “Dreams” Skateboarder (Ocean Spray)
Why was the uncle on a skateboard drinking cranberry juice? Because Nathan Apodaca made 2020 feel “chill” for exactly 15 seconds, and we all needed… Read More »2020 Vintage: The “Dreams” Skateboarder (Ocean Spray)
2020 Legacy: The Fire
I’m “on fire” with these puzzles. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Legacy: Death Stranding
Why was Norman Reedus a mailman? Because Hideo Kojima created a “walking simulator” where we delivered packages through a beautiful apocalypse while carrying a baby… Read More »2019 Legacy: Death Stranding
2019 Classic: Best Rap Song
Why “God’s Plan”? Because Drake made a song about his middle-class problems and turned it into a $50,000 giveaway. Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes:… Read More »2019 Classic: Best Rap Song
2019 Vintage: The Launch of the iPhone 11 Pro
Why did it have three eyes? Because Apple decided that our phones should look like a high-tech stovetop so we could take wide-angle photos of… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Launch of the iPhone 11 Pro
2017 Archive: Mahershala Ali’s History
Why was his win so significant? Because he proved that you can have only 20 minutes of screen time and still be the most powerful… Read More »2017 Archive: Mahershala Ali’s History
2017 Legacy: The Firefox “Quantum”
Why was the nerd happy? “It’s actually fast! It’s faster than Chrome! Look at the speed!” (Chrome still won). Part of the 78 Office Groaners:… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Firefox “Quantum”
2017 Legacy: The Sloane Stephens US Open
Why was the comeback so sweet? Because she went from a wheelchair to a trophy in six months, proving that foot surgery is just a… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Sloane Stephens US Open
2016 Legacy: The “Taco Bowls” Photo
Why did Trump tweet it? To show that his “Love for Hispanics” was as deep as a fried tortilla shell in Trump Tower. Part of… Read More »2016 Legacy: The “Taco Bowls” Photo