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2019 Legacy: Death Stranding

 Why was Norman Reedus a mailman? Because Hideo Kojima created a “walking simulator” where we delivered packages through a beautiful apocalypse while carrying a baby in a jar.

Part of the 34 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2019 “I Love You 3000 & Cybertruck” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: 2016-2025 Contemporary Joke Archive

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Java_Script_Kid12/17/2009 14:05Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
@MIRC_Ghost03/07/2012 21:30Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
@Mean_Girls_Regina11/08/2002 21:42Get in loser, we are going laughing!
@Iron_Man_Tony06/15/2000 02:41I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
@Grumpy_Cat_Real12/16/1999 17:02I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
@Best_Viewed_IE403/28/1999 00:47Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
@Frag_Master_9909/13/2007 07:33Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
@Leet_Speaker_7703/27/1999 00:197h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!

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