2016 Legacy: The Hatch

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2019, we were all trying to "Storm Area 51" (at least in our m...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2025. / 2025 who? / 2,025 knocks ...read more »

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your bra...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »

In 2006, we stopped just sitting on the couch and started swingin...read more »

In 2015, the Force finally awakened. It was the year we all start...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Paris. / Paris who? / Paris (Spar...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

In 2017, we were all spinning circles—literally. From the Fidget ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

@ICQ_Flower11/05/2006 15:52The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@Tamagotchi_Sitter07/26/2012 05:30My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Firewire_Fan07/10/2013 07:46Transferring laughs at high speeds.

@Abe_Sapien_Fan12/27/2014 23:35I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!

@Courage_Dog05/05/2012 14:37The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!

@Flashdance_What09/23/2013 19:07What a feeling! (Being funny).

@Dancing_Baby_9612/23/2003 23:47Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!

@Charlie_Bit_Me11/13/2003 06:19Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@Joe_Cartoon_G02/14/1999 23:06Press the button for more humor!