2024 Archive: The Cursor
I’m “pointing” out that this might be a dream. Part of the 104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024) archive. Historically… Read More »2024 Archive: The Cursor
2024 Legacy: The 2024 Final Vibe
Why was it the “Year of the Jam”? Because between GPS, Drones, and Politics, everything in 2024 felt like it was being “Interfered” with. Part… Read More »2024 Legacy: The 2024 Final Vibe
2023 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actor
Why Sylvester Stallone? For playing a character in Expend4bles who seemed to be there primarily to remind us he was also in the first three. Part of… Read More »2023 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actor
2023 Archive: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
Why was everyone crying over a raccoon? Because Rocket’s backstory was more emotional than any holiday movie, and “Dog Days Are Over” became the anthem… Read More »2023 Archive: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
2022 Legacy: The Bar Stool
“Reserved for the person with the longest Wordle streak.” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition archive.… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Bar Stool
2022 Legacy: The VoIP “Zoom” Filters
Why was the manager a cat? “I’m here live, I’m not a cat, but I can’t figure out how to turn off the ears!” Part… Read More »2022 Legacy: The VoIP “Zoom” Filters
2021 Vintage: The Cedric the Entertainer Hosting
Why was the “tent gala” a hit? Because after a year on Zoom, seeing 500 celebrities in one place felt like watching a sci-fi movie… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Cedric the Entertainer Hosting
2021 Archive: The Launch of “Threads” (The Intel/AMD War)
Why was the silicon shortage so bad? Because in 2021, trying to buy a high-end graphics card was like trying to find a unicorn that… Read More »2021 Archive: The Launch of “Threads” (The Intel/AMD War)
2021 Classic: The Ever Given Captain
None. They tried to bring the bulb into the room but got it stuck sideways in the doorway, blocking the hallway for six days. Part… Read More »2021 Classic: The Ever Given Captain
2021 Archive: The Ever Given
My mother-in-law is like that ship in the Suez Canal. She’s been stuck in my guest room for six days, blocking all traffic to the… Read More »2021 Archive: The Ever Given