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2016 Archive: The Witness Stand

 Why did the lawyer bring a “GoPro” to the stand? To record the “slow-motion collapse” of the witness’s alibi.

Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Sue ‘Em All” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AskJeeves_Fan09/04/2003 19:02Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
@Yahoo_Directory03/15/2005 02:12Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
@AOL_Instant_Msg07/18/2013 05:03I just set this as my away message. Classic!
@Seinfeld_Fan_Club07/25/2007 01:16A joke about nothing? Love it!
@Kazaa_Leecher12/13/2005 05:42I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
@Limp_Bizkit_Fan06/16/2009 15:09Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
@Uncle_Rico_9807/23/2002 01:27I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@Blue_Your_My_Boy03/01/2008 16:42You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
@Selfie_King_0512/19/2005 18:36Taking a photo of me laughing!

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