Why did the lawyer bring a “GoPro” to the stand? To record the “slow-motion collapse” of the witness’s alibi.
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Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
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I just set this as my away message. Classic!
A joke about nothing? Love it!
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
Taking a photo of me laughing!