Why was everyone crying over a raccoon? Because Rocket’s backstory was more emotional than any holiday movie, and “Dog Days Are Over” became the anthem of the year.
Part of the 34 Christmas Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: Wicked (The Movie)
Why was everything "Defying Gravity"? Because the first part of ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Memory Palaces"
Why is Mom wearing VR goggles while cooking? Because she’s using...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Man vs. Bear" Debate
Why was the hiking trip canceled? Because the internet spent a m...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Meat-Free "Turkey"
Why does the bird look like it was grown in a lab? Because it wa...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Great Robot Dog" Walk
Why are there so many mechanical barks in the park? Because 2025...read more »
39 Christmas Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s... 1999” Edition
In 1999, Christmas felt like the final level of a video game. We ...read more »
31 Christmas Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Deathly Hallows” Edition
In 2007, Christmas felt like the true start of the modern world. ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Kendrick vs. Drake Beef
Why was the playlist so "Not Like Us"? Because the biggest rap w...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "North West" Lion King Performance
Why was the nephew’s school play so controversial? Because the i...read more »
2010 Joke: Why Is Christmas Just
Why is Christmas just like another day at the office?
You do a...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The "Rawdogging" Trend
Why was the son sitting staring at the back of a chair for 10 ho...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Moo Deng" Hippo
Why was everyone acting like a tiny, sweaty pygmy hippo? Because...read more »
41 Christmas Jokes: The 1995 “Tinsel & VHS Tapes” Edition
In 1995, Christmas was a battle between the old world and the dig...read more »
2023 Archive: Lucky Girl Syndrome
Why was the cousin so smug? Because she "manifested" the last pi...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
I see funny people... everywhere!
The Dude abides... this joke.
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!