Why was the cat acting so suave? Because the spin-off was coming, and we all realized that Antonio Banderas’s voice makes everything—even a hairball—sound legendary.… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Puss in Boots Teasers
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my new cloud storage? Part of the… Read More »2011 Classic: The Wooden
“This bed is hard.” “It’s ‘Ergonomic’. That means ‘Uncomfortable but looks good on a website’.” Part of the 63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch… Read More »2010 Archive: The Hospital Bed
Why the short songs? For the legends returning with a punk-energy record that proved they were still the kings of Seattle. Part of the 42… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Pearl Jam “Backspacer”
“Is this the famous ‘Green Light’ from The Great Gatsby?” Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2009 – The Blue Avatar Glow archive. Historically… Read More »2009 Classic: The Tourist
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my App Store is still loading! Part of the 49… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Cargo
Why did the student look so nervous? Because he tried to show a viral video for his geography project, but the school’s strict internet firewall… Read More »2008 Legacy: The YouTube Presentation Fail
Why were the “Apple Bottom Jeans” out in 90-degree heat? Because Flo Rida and T-Pain refused to let the 2007 party die, and everyone was… Read More »2008 Legacy: The “Low” Flo Rida (Still!) Peak
I’m “breath-taking” (literally, vampires hate me). Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
I’m “hyper-linking” my social circles. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
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