I’m “hyper-linking” my social circles.
Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
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One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
RT if you think this is funny!