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1999 Vintage: The Matrix Movie Disruption

Walking out of the local cinema after fifteen minutes of The Matrix and loudly complaining to the manager that the movie was nothing but green lines, trench coats, and absolute nonsense.

Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Doomsday, Matrix Matrix & Dial-Up Stand-Off” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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