2007 Archive: The Link
I’m “hyper-linking” my social circles. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Legacy: The Pro-Wrestler
One, but they have to hit the bulb with a ‘Swanton Bomb’ off the ladder. Part of the 69 Light Bulb Jokes: 2006 – The… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Pro-Wrestler
2006 Classic: The Ant
I’m “working” on my digital footprint. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Classic: The Professional Ego
Why does a lawyer never use “Undo”? Because he believes his first mistake was actually a “strategic pivot.” Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2005 Classic: The Professional Ego
2005 Classic: The Jam
I’m “pumping” up the volume on my PSP. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Legacy: The Xbox
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Xbox. / Xbox who? / Xbox 360! I’m here to play, let me in! Part of the 41 Classic… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Xbox
2004 Vintage: The Keane Fan
“Is this the place we used to love? It’s much darker now.” Part of the 72 Light Bulb Jokes: 2004 – The Social Network Spark… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Keane Fan
2003 Legacy: The Carrot
I “root” for the home team. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Classic: The “Lose Yourself” (Still!) Momentum
Why was everyone eating “Mom’s Spaghetti”? Because Eminem’s 8 Mile hype lasted well into 2003. Part of the 38 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2003… Read More »2003 Classic: The “Lose Yourself” (Still!) Momentum
2003 Classic: The Matrix Reloaded
“Our marriage is like the Matrix sequels.” “Deep and philosophical?” “No, it’s over-complicated, nobody understands the ending, and there’s way too much leather involved for a… Read More »2003 Classic: The Matrix Reloaded