I’m “working” on my digital footprint.
Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
Deadly funny! Watch out!
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!