Why did kids stop playing with their old teddy bears? Because Buzz Lightyear and Woody hit theaters, and suddenly every toy under the tree felt “tragically 2D.”
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My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
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