2000 Classic: The Postcard
She sent a postcard from the desert. It said: “It’s dry here. Just like your sense of humor.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The… Read More »2000 Classic: The Postcard
1999 Vintage: The Matrix Movie Disruption
Walking out of the local cinema after fifteen minutes of The Matrix and loudly complaining to the manager that the movie was nothing but green… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Matrix Movie Disruption
1999 Legacy: The Ken
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in and hide from Y2K? Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Ken
1999 Archive: The Pro-Wrestler
One, but they have to jump off the ladder and elbow-drop the floor. Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition archive.… Read More »1999 Archive: The Pro-Wrestler
1998 Archive: Eddie Murphy (Dr. Dolittle)
Why was he talking to a guinea pig? Because in 1998, Eddie Murphy decided that humans were too boring to work with anymore. Part of… Read More »1998 Archive: Eddie Murphy (Dr. Dolittle)
1997 Archive: The Y2K Prep
My doctor started printing all my records on paper again. He’s afraid that on Jan 1, 2000, his computer will decide I’m actually a 99-year-old… Read More »1997 Archive: The Y2K Prep
1997 Legacy: The George Clooney Batman
We finally found it—the limit of how many nipples you can put on a superhero suit before it becomes a comedy. Part of the 59… Read More »1997 Legacy: The George Clooney Batman
1996 Classic: The Ken
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I borrow your Goosebumps book? Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Classic: The Ken
1996 Vintage: The Remote Control
We don’t argue about finances anymore; we argue about who had the remote last during Seinfeld. Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena &… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Remote Control
1996 Classic: Twister
Why did the Christmas tree fall over? It wasn’t the cat—it was just Dad re-watching the Twister VHS and testing the “Surround Sound” speakers he got for… Read More »1996 Classic: Twister