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1996 Vintage: The Remote Control

 We don’t argue about finances anymore; we argue about who had the remote last during Seinfeld.

Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Snake_Game_Pro07/25/2013 01:15I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
@Myspace_First_Friend07/28/2004 14:41I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
@Success_Kid_Win03/08/2007 07:01Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
@Grinds_My_Gears07/27/1998 04:23You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
@Reddit_Original08/25/1995 14:05The front page of the internet... in 1999!
@Protoss_Pylon12/31/2012 05:28You must construct additional laughs!
@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat07/05/2000 07:58Heh heh heh. Good one.
@Browser_War_V01/02/2006 05:06Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.

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