We don’t argue about finances anymore; we argue about who had the remote last during Seinfeld.
Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition
In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »
The Birthday Wish
A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »
2025 Classic: The VR Gym
I told her I’m training to be a gladiator. She said, "You’re jus...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Truck 2.0
It’s even more angular. My wife said it looks like a kitchen app...read more »
The In-Law Visit
Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »
When a couple gets married, why...
When a couple gets married, why is it that the woman changes her ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glasses Logic
"I can see your stats." "What do they say?" "Your 'Annoyance Fac...read more »
2025 Vintage: The AI Pet Translator
The dog said, "Feed me, you bald idiot." My wife said, "Finally,...read more »
63 Marriage Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Instagram” Edition
In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »
2025 Archive: The Last Word
"Yes, dear." (Synced across all devices, including the smart-toa...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2000 Joke: Husband “Honey If I
Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »
2025 Archive: The VR Office
He’s "at work" in a headset. I walked in and saw he was actually...read more »
A police officer jumps into his...
A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station....read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom” Edition
In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
You must construct additional laughs!
Heh heh heh. Good one.
Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.