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1998 Archive: Eddie Murphy (Dr. Dolittle)

 Why was he talking to a guinea pig? Because in 1998, Eddie Murphy decided that humans were too boring to work with anymore.

Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Glitters” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Independence_Day05/01/1998 00:26Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
@Doom_Marines12/10/2009 00:50Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
@Sixteen_Candles05/18/2004 23:05I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
@Anchorman_Ron07/11/1996 10:38I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
@Clans_Leader_9911/23/2006 00:45Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
@StrongBad_Mail07/28/2010 13:50I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
@Mondo_Media_X04/03/2000 17:57Top tier web animation humor!

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