2005 Classic: The Professional Ego

Why does a lawyer never use “Undo”? Because he believes his first mistake was actually a “strategic pivot.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lawyer sued OpenAI for "making legal advice too accessible to ...read more »

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In 2007, the world went "Smart," and the legal profession went "M...read more »

Stealing from the rich and giving... to the legal team.My lawyer ...read more »

In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »

In 2005, the world became a stage, and every lawyer became a crit...read more »

A lawyer who graduated in 2025 is "someone who knows how to blam...read more »

In 1998, the legal profession was defined by one question: "What ...read more »

In 2018, the legal world found its new gold mine: privacy regulat...read more »

Why did the lawyer sue the blockchain? Because the "self-executi...read more »

"Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »

When even pets need legal representation.A dog walks into a law o...read more »

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@Angelfire_User02/16/2009 17:31Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz09/08/2007 00:25The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.

@Frasier_Crane08/18/2004 09:21I am listening... and I am laughing.

@BitTorrent_0111/28/2005 09:46Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Yugioh_Duelist12/12/2005 23:26You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).

@PopUp_Blocker_X05/20/2014 19:25I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.

@Tuenti_Specialist07/14/2015 15:17A classic from the Spanish web too!

@Safari_Surfer06/23/2009 04:20A wild laugh appeared!