2003 Legacy: The Carrot

I “root” for the home team.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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@Zelda_Link03/21/2009 21:19It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.

@Independence_Day01/06/2006 16:30Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.

@Scanner_Darkly10/01/2007 06:23I’m scanning this into my brain forever.

@DVD_Rom_King04/17/2004 01:46More capacity for humor on this site!

@E_T_Phone_Home10/29/1999 03:09E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!

@First_World_P05/20/1996 20:11My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.

@Grinds_My_Gears02/20/2001 05:24You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!

@Ultima_Online_V08/22/1997 22:56Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?