“Our marriage is like the Matrix sequels.” “Deep and philosophical?” “No, it’s over-complicated, nobody understands the ending, and there’s way too much leather involved for a Tuesday.”
Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club & P. Sherman” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
Beep boop. Humor recognized.