Why was his win so significant? Because he proved that you can have only 20 minutes of screen time and still be the most powerful person in the room—and he became the first Muslim actor to take home the gold.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
Letting this joke through the port.
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!