Why did the Lieutenants want them? So they could get “Heart Rate Alerts” every time they realized they were lost on a land navigation course.
Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2015 “Sandcastles & Russian Wings” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
Laughing is as laughing does.
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
One billion... laughs!
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
*Boom* - there goes my brain!