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2015 Classic: The “Tactical” Apple Watch

Why did the Lieutenants want them? So they could get “Heart Rate Alerts” every time they realized they were lost on a land navigation course.

Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2015 “Sandcastles & Russian Wings” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Java_Script_Kid07/21/2006 17:29Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
@Y2K_Ready09/04/2003 22:40If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
@Forrest_Gump_Running05/07/2003 15:11Laughing is as laughing does.
@Blink_182_Mark04/20/1997 21:33What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
@Hey_Arnold_Fan04/19/2005 11:58Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
@Dr_Evil_Pinky05/05/1998 18:03One billion... laughs!
@Badger_Badger_M09/28/2004 09:41Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
@Runescape_Noob10/29/2010 00:25Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
@Habbo_Hotel_Fan05/14/2004 23:04Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
@Mind_Blown_Gif06/06/2005 19:28*Boom* - there goes my brain!

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