“Steady as a surgeon’s.” “Even with the ‘Hand-Tracking’ lag?”
Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes: The 2024 “Spatial Computing & Bio-Hacking” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Found a real treasure with this one.
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
Scouting the web for gems like this.
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
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Posting this to my own wall right now!
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